Raiders of the Lost Band

Chris: Last time, on Total Drama Brazilian Rainforest... the teams had to build a shelter, and some parkles were seen... both of love... *Duncan is seen trying to impress Crimson* and of hate *Lightning and Jacques appear fighting, then Laurie and Jen also do* but at the end, Jasmine managed to take charge of the Panthers and win the challenge, and also win a new team member, Jackie. And the big loser of the day was Noah, betrayed by Kitty, who was sent home on a canoe... Someone else is about to be eliminated, but who? Discover it here, on Total, Drama, Braziiiilian Rainforest!

After the song, the camera shows a water drop, going down a leaf, until it falls, directly on Mickey's mouth, when he was snoring.

Mickey: Ggghhh... *spits on the floor, after getting up*

Lightning: Yuck. Don't need to spit little girl. Spitting is for losers, and we've just won. We have to keep it, as the Lightning squad we are!

Jacques: We are the Panthers filthy ignorant!

Lightning: What you just sha-called me?!

Mickey: Filthy Ignorant.

Lightning: *to Mickey* LIGHTNING KNOWS!

Jacques: *with lot of accent* You can't even speak properly...

Lightning: It's funny seeing who's talking...

Mickey: *sighs, as the scene swaps to the girls*

Jasmine: *enters in the cabin* Hey Scarlett.

Scarlett: Hi, Jasmine. Is Jackie with you?

Jasmine: No, she's getting some fruit. Why you ask?

Scarlett: It's just... you think we can trust her?

Jasmine: Comming fro the one who nearlly blew up an entire island, I can guess we can...

Scarlett: I just mean to say, she has been put in the show when it already started. Do you think they would add a regular person? I am pretty sure they just want to add someone to make it more exciting.. and I am wondering what does have this girl on her sleeve...

Jasmine: I don't see any reason to not trust her...

Scarlett: You think she'll be useful? The last gir in dress was Blaineley, and she costed us the win...

Jasmine: Scarlett, you knew her from before? You don't seem to like her...

Scarlett: Nonsense. I've never seen her before. I deny it. *wals off*

Jasmine: *conf* She's hiding something... and our team is already enough torn to have a new issue...

Owen: Hi Duncan. Are we doing a challenge?

Duncan: Chris says today it's a free day, challenge will be tomorrow...

Owen: Oh maaan.

Duncan: You're upset, big guy?

Owen: It's just... Man, if I don't have anything to do, I'll have more time to think my buddy Noah is out! Bwaaaa

Duncan: Hmm... How about if you find a new bud?

Owen: Yaaay! Thanks man! *hugs Duncan*

Duncan: *trying to breath* Not.. me...

Owen: Oh. Who then?

Duncan: *trying to breath* Maybe.. Deviin...

Owen: *shock face* THAT'S RIGHT! *opens arms, and Duncan crashes* Sorry.

Duncan: No problem... *Owen runs away* Ouch...

Kitty: Are you doing ok?

Duncan: Sure... Oh, is your sister going to have any problem with you eliminating Noah?

Kitty: Are you kidding? She'll love to have him back into her arms...

Duncan: Oh, nice. So... any other thing I should know about Crimson?

Kitty: Try to give her something she likes...

Duncan: She doesn't like anything!

Kitty: Everybody does. I'll help you on that...

Duncan: Thanks again, Kit. If I can all you that...

Kitty: You're welcome... and sure! *both smile, as the camera swaps to the Toucans*

Devin: Good morning, team.

Laurie: Good morning. Wanna come and get some fruit with me?

Jen: Good morning! Wanna see my newest design?

Devin: Eh...

Tammy: He has to come with me for a second... *grabs his arm* Come...

Laurie: Geez. New design? *looks at it* Wow, wearing a hot dog in your head, impressive.

Jen: That's an ultra fashionable hat! And... *cuts a flower with her clothe making scissors* Oops.

Laurie: YOU. MONSTER.

Jen: And what are you going to do about it? It's just a flower... Now I can put it on my hair or something...

Laurie: You'll regret this. You truly will.

Spud: Oh, god morning Devin! *the other two look at him, and then Laurie wals off, as Jen keep with her works.*

Devin: *outside* I owe you one.. Phew, this two get me confused...

Tammy: Oh, I didn't do it for that... I need a favor.

Devin: Sure, what is it?

Tammy: Well... All my life I've been laughed at, for believing in magic. I've experimented a lot,a nd traveled a lot searching for something truly magic to prove the existence. I've learned songs that supposedly were magic. But all I've found is nothing!

Devin: Oh, I am so sorry...

Tammy: Still, all I've found are different leafs that can poison you or heal you. That's all the magic I've been able to find. But now, experimenting with mutliple venoms... I... *excited* I've finally found something! *throws conffetti*

Devin: Oh, that's great. But what do you want, exactly?

Tammy: *takes a small glass, with a green liquid* I want you to drink this.

Devin: What? Venoms?

Tammy: I just have to find out if it is truly magic! Please, drink this. I need it! You said you owed me one!

Devin: But I could die!

Tammy: Please!

Devin: No way. I do have to live to... *Tammy forces him to drink* Aaaaagh!

Tammy: It has begun... *a small storm appears*

Chris: And looks like a storm is comming... *gets megaphone* Hey everyone, head to your shelters, if they haven't fall down yet!

Owen: Oh maaan... Now that I was going to find my buddy... *moves slowly to the shelter, where Kitty and Duncan are looking at Crimson, that is staring at a plant where some water drops fall on. Kitty points her at Duncan, and moves her head, ordering him to advance, but he denies it. After she does it for the third time, she pushes Duncan to Crimson, nearlly making them crash.

Crimson: *turns at him*

Duncan: Oh, hi!

Crimson: Hi.

Duncan: So.. rainy day, huh? Do you like the rain?

Crimson: The rain is beautiful. Looks like there was some God above us crying.

Duncan: Yeah, I've always thought on that... So... Is there any other thing that you like?

Crimson: Why? Are you stalking me?

Duncan: No! I am just... just... looking like a complete idiot... *facepalms, and behind him, Kitty also does. Owen falls to the floor, making a puppy face. Scene switches to the Toucans, as Tammy enters to the shelter.*

Jen: Well, hi. Keep your wet clothes from away from me, and from the new carpet I've put on the floor...

Spud: Aren't the carpets made to be stomped?

Jen: Maybe, but not by disgusting wet boots from another century... Eeegh...

Laurie: Where's Devin?

Tammy: He said he had to go to pee out there.

Laurie: I don't understand.. Didn't you grab him out?

Tammy: Yes, but it was to go and get some fruit. Here it is... *throws a pineapple at Spud*

Laurie: Where did you get that from? I am sure there aren't pineapples in this ecosystem...

Tammy: *conf* Stole it from Chris' supplies room. But can't say that...

Spud: Whatever. What counts is that we have food! Pineapple me! *opens his mouth*

Tammy: *shrugs, and throws the pineapple at him, but it only hit his head.*

Laurie: Well, hope Devin comes soon... *looks at the outside, as the scene changes to the other shelter. Jacques and Lightning are fighting over a poster, Scarlett is reading a book, and Mickey and Jasmine are chatting. Door opens and a wet Jackie enters, with some fruits.*

Mickey: Hi Jackie.

Jackie: Hi. *The others are busy doing their own things.* Were you guys talking about me before I got in?

Jasmine: Not really...

Jacques: I deserve it!

Lightning: Sha-Lightning brought it with him!

Jacques: But I NEED it!

Jackie: What are those two fighting for?

Mickey: Looks like Lightning brought a poster of that Sports series "Golden Dreams", and now Jacques says he deserves it more...

Jacques: I DO! I waited hours for that poster!

Lightning: But I was the one to buy it!

Jasmine: *sigh* And they seemed to get along on the first day...

Jacques: *conf* This Lightning is getting on my nerves. Plus, he can't deny the fact I need that posteer.

Lightning: *conf* This Sha-Dude tried to steal from the Lightning! Nobody steals from the Lightning! It's sha-official, the war has begun!

Jackie: *conf* I really don't get why they have to be always fighting, but hey, as long as I don't get eliminated, I think I am fine with it...

The scene gets out, and goes to the storm in the sky. When it goes down, it's already dark, and Chris is standing in front of a cannon.

Viktor: *walks in* What the hell is that?

Chris: Oh, hi Vicky, it's my cannon.

Viktor: Don't call me that! And what's a cannon doing in the Amazon?!

Chris: It's for tomorrow's challenge. The teams will have to stuff a teammate inside, and shot it to the sky. The one who reaches further or impresses more the jury wins.

Viktor: Jury? What jury?

Chris: Oh, they are already comming. It's just a past contestant and an important member of her family... *Scene changes to inside a plane in the sky*

Dakota: When are we arriving, daddy? I am so bored...

Mr. Milton: We're almost there, sweetie. I am sure that old McLean will be surprised to see us arriving today instead of tomorrow's morning...

Dakota: Whatever. Did you have to bring this guys? *she points at her back, where a jazz band is playing. There's a musician on the saxophone, another on the trumpet, another on the bass and a last one is playing a big drum.*

Mr. Milton: You know, honey... a gentleman always brings a present to a gathering... and I am sure that host isn't expecting a full jazz band...

Dakota: I am just sad Sam couldn't come...

Mr. Milton: Well... He wasn't even invited...

Dakota: Wait, what?

Mr. Milton: You know... I've spent lots of money in that opperation you took.. lot of research...

Dakota: What's this bringing to, Daddy?

Mr. Milton: Well... That teen preffered you as a monster! Is that the kind of person you wanna be in a relationship with?

Dakota: He was the only one that accepted me as I was! Not even you did!

Mr. Milton: Honey, I am not saying that he didn't accept you... I am just saying that a guy like Dylan is maybe better... *he makes signs with his hand, and the handsome trumpetist approaches to her with a flower*

Dakota: What?! So that's why the band is here? *she screams, hits Dylan with a pink bag, and runs away*

Dylan: *confused* What just happened?

Mr. Milton: Piss off, kid. Go and keep playing. *he sighs, as Dylan goes to meet the others again.*

Louis: So, how did it go with the chick? I love the ones with tight pants... *eyebrow move*

Dylan: She still preffers her Fat Nerd... but I think I can win her...

David: That's the spirit man! *hits the drum multiple times*

Carl: Hey guys! Have you seen this storm? I think Thor is enraged!

Dylan: Ugh, Carl, piss off.

Carl: But I am part of this jazz band!

Dylan: This song now it's just for three... you can relax...

Carl: *sighs* Fine... we're having lots of trios lastly... *walks off, looks on the window* Sometimes, I wish I could just be more appreciated... I just wish my luck could change... I wish the crowds scream my name... I just need a change... A little change... Please... *scene switches to Chris*

Chris: Wanna helps me testing this big baby?

Viktor: What?

Chris: I can't use something I haven't tested...

Viktor: But... You were going to use it anyways!

Chris: I just love explosions, I can't prevent it! Hahah! *presses button, and huge explosion is heard. An iron ball lights up the sky.*

Viktor: Uh... I think it hit something... *scene goes back to the plane*

Mr. Milton: What was that?

David: WE'VE LOST A WING! WE'RE FALLING!

Dylan: How did it happen?

Louis: Doesn't matter! Have some parachutes! *throws one at David and another at Dylan.*

Mr. Milton: Help! Somebody, just help!

Dylan: Here, "father"! *helps him put on a parachute*

David: *jumps* Aaaagh!

Louis: *jumps* Oooogh!

Mr. Milton: *jumps* Someone call the authoritieees! I have to sue someoneeee!

Dylan: *opens door* My dear, it's jumping time!

Dakota: What?! *he grabs her arm, and jumps with her*

Carl: What's going on? Where's everyone? *a scene of the others falling is shown* Is the plane going down or it's me? *looks around* Damn! *grabs a parachute* Guess I have to jump... Hope all Gods are with me! *jumps*

Chris: *scene goes back to him* I guess that yeah, it hit something... Let's hope it wasn't something important...

Scene changes, and a water drop can be seen again on a leaf, going down, and it falls again on Mickey's eye.

Mickey: *wakes up* Huh? *looks around* Where's everybody?

Meanwhile, Chris appears in front of the same canon, cleaning it, with the teams looking at him. Just Devin and Mickey are missing. Owen looks depressed, while Jen and Laurie look concerned.

Laurie: What if something has happened to Devin? This place is huge, and there are many dangerous creatures...

Jen: I thought you said animals weren't agressive...

Laurie: *annoyed look* They aren't if you don't upset or scare them! And Devin is probably so confused that has maybe caused some or another trouble...

Spud: Woah. This sounds as a good material for a song... How are you feeling about calling it "Animal Confusion"? *Jen and Laurie glare at him* Maybe "Lost in the Jungle"?

Tammy: I am sure that he'll be perfectly fine! My helmet's horns tell that, and the hors don't lie!

Laurie: If you think so...

Duncan: How are you feeling today, dude?

Owen: You do care?

Duncan: Honestly, no, man. But I thought I had to ask.

Owen: Well, my bud is nowhere to be seen...

Kitty: What are you guys talking about?

Duncan: Big O thinks that as Noah is gone, he needs a new buddy around.

Kitty: Owen, you gotta prove you're more than that! Try to be on your own. Friendships are good, but too much of it can make you a shadow of yourself... *conf* Just like the relationships, Sis.

Owen: *sobs* Maybe you're right...

Chris: *with megaphone* PAY ATTENTION EVERYONE!

Jacques: You had to scream it aloud?

Chris: *with megaphone* NO, BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY!

Scarlett: Oh, please, go ahead. Tell us what the challenge is so we can learn more about that cannon on your back...

Chris: *with megaphone* IT TURNS OUT THAT-... *puts the megaphone down* It turns out that we won't be needing this cannon anymore... The challenge I planned did require it, and a certain member of each team had to be shot by it, impressing the jury and getting a score...

Jacques: *conf* Oh, lala! I do liiive for the scores! I never get less than a 9.8...

Lightning: *Conf* I'll be up for it, and show that guys some Lightning moves... Sha-epic! *hits the wall with the fist* Ouch!

Chris: ... BUT... the jury members came before without any kind of warning or previous agreement so, when Vikotr was testing the cannon...

Viktor: You mean when YOU were testing it!

Chris: Yeah, whatever... We blew up the plane where they were travelling with.

Jasmine: What?

Kitty: Is everyone allright?

Viktor: "We"?

Crimson: Awesome.

Chris: Well... as of what if they're ok means... I am not sure... the plane was last seen when it fell to the jungle. The pilot has arrived, but he has told us that none of the other people who were travelling with him are in the plane. *some contestants gasp* Soooo... here comes your actual challenge!

Jackie: Wait, you're using us to solve your problems? Ok...

Chris: *sigh* When will you all learn that you are on a competition? You signed up, you obbey me. You have to find the passengers and bring them here, to me. The team that comes with the most passengers wins, while the other two will be on a race to get the most passengers they can. Bring the same number and EACH loser team will have to eliminate ONE MEMBER!

Jen: Sorry, what?

Chris: Anyways... Here's the list of the missing people... Mr. Milton, a rich man and his daughter, Dakota, an ex contestant. And there are also the guys in the band he was bringin... They're called Dylan, Louis, David and Carl.

Scarlett: And how is knowing their names going to help us exactly?

Chris: I didn't say it would... Just GO! *blows horn on the megaphone, and the teams run away*

Mickey: *arrives, panting* What have I missed?

Chris: Pffft, go and ask the others! *he runs, and Chris sits in a chair and drinks a smoothie.*

Spud: So, what do we do?

Jen: Duh, searching for the missing jazz players and.. Dakota! *eyes shine*

Spud: Uh, are you ok?

Jen: *conf* O-M-G Dakota is just soooo into fashion! In fact, she decided what to wear for a spring... when she was 7... EEE! I am looking for a baby model!

Laurie: Shouldn't we wait for Devin?

Devin: *appears, with his eyes on red as in Vietnam, the clothes with many scratches and some leafs on his hair* No need to wait...

Tammy: So... How are you doing?

Devin: *raged* I AM DOING PERFECTLY, DON'T YOU SEE?!

Laurie: I sense your aura has darkness growing on the center... Come with me, I could help on that...

Devin: I SAID I AM FINE!

Spud: Duuh, he's fine! Let's move on...

Tammy: Alright... *he and the other girls keep an eye on Devin, that has an annoyed expression on his face*

Spud: Yay! *they all walk down the path*

Kitty: Well, team. I've just came up with agreat idea! To cover more of the area, we are going to split up in two groups of two...

Duncan: Nice idea! I call going with you!

Kitty: No, you don't, you're busy going with someone else...

Duncan: Oh, right! I call Crimson!

Crimson: And why's that?

Kitty: I think I can work better with Owen, we were allies in RR, and you two seem to get along...

Crimson: Really? *Kitty makes a nervous smile* Whatever. *walks off, and Duncan follows her with a happy face*

Kitty: *conf* Duncan and Crimson working together will totally make a bond! Or they'll try to kill each other... *shrugs* I have my own work with Owen. He so needs a cheer up...

Jasmine: As team captain, I suggest we split up in two equal groups!

Jacques: Maybe you're not team captain anymore...

Jasmine: What do you mean?

Jacques: Well, we have a new member in the team, shouldn't we re-vote?

Lightning: Yes! *to Jackie* Girl, just vote for the Lightning, you won't regret it!

Scarlett: Tecnically, I can feel they are right saying that, but as I never pronounced my vote, there's more than one issue in the 2-1-1 leadership vote...

Jasmine: We're in the middle of a challenge, guys! We'll take care of that later! Scarlett, go with Mickey and Jackie to the left side of the jungle...

Scarlett: As your wish. But lt me say I don't find it the wisest decision...

Jasmine: Well, someone has to watch this two... *points at the Jocks, who are fighting over the poster again* And I think I am the only one strong enough...

Scarlett: Point taken. Let's go, guys! *she leaves, with Jackie and Mickey following her, Mickey still wondering what they have to do*

Jasmine: Now this won't be easy... *scene cuts to David, in the jungle. He is walking around, when he hears a scream.*

David: Who's there?! Dylan? Carl?

Louis: *voice in the distance* It's me maaan!

David: Louis! *runs, and discovers his friend half buried in sand.* Oh!

Louis: *about to cry* It's quicksand, dude, I am done...

David: Don't say that! There must be a way to help!

Louis: I've seen many movies, and they all end up dying... it's the end... tell my wife I loved her!

David: You have no wife, Lou.

Louis: My girl?

David: You wish...

Louis: At least kids?

David: From what I know, I am pretty sure you don't have any... but I can't say it for sure...

Louis: Man, then why do I live for?

David: *sighs* You won't go! *pulls him out* Wait, what?

Louis: Oh. So it wasn't quicksand... just sand... AWESOME!

David: *rolls eyes* Let's go and find the others...

Dakota: *opens eyes* Eh...where am I?

Dylan: *apears in front of her* Don't worry bae. You are save with me.

Dakota: *gets away from him* Bae? Gross!

Dylan: Well, you may think that now... but after two hours in here, you surely will think different...

Dakota: Here? What do you mean? *looks around, and discovers they are on the plane's broken wing... Stuck in the middle of some stones in the river, near to a huge waterfall.* Oh, no! HEEEEEELP!

Dylan: Should have thought on that before... HEEEEELP!

Mickey: *walking throught the forest* So, you have experienced this before, Jackie?

Jackie: Well, I've been on TV, but not on a show of this kind... the harm ruins my hair.

Scarlett: *silently groars for herself*

Mickey: Is there anything wrong?

Scarlett: Not really... Have you heard that?

Jackie: What?

Scarlett: It sounded like a scream...

Mickey: I hear it too, now! It comes from there! *scene cuts to the rest of the team*

Jacques: Won't you just give it to me?

Lightning: Lightning never will accept anyone's orders!

Jasmine: Please, guys, we're in a challenge...

Jacques: Still, I don't get all the applauses I should... or the posters!

Lightning: Mention the poster again, and Lightning will sha-punch your face!

Jasmine: Guys, being on a challenge means that if you don't actually stop arguing and help, YOU'LL BE ELIMINATED!

Jacques: Ok, I'll work. Something that talking pigs can't do.

Lightning: I won't let Lightning Squad down! Not even for pinky pants!

Jasmine: Just stop fighting already! *they hear the screams* Hey, where did that come from?

Jacques: Oh, I heard that! Follow my lead! *runs, posing*

Jasmine: Allright, after you! *runs*

Lightning: Sha-fine... *runs*

They six get to the river at the same time.

Mickey: Hey, you here?

Scarlett: Thought we were going to split up...

Jasmine: Well, right now, I have a better idea... *points at the river, and the ther five see what's in the middle*

Dakota: Yay! It won't take two hours!

Dylan: Oh man! Why can't they just save us later?

Laurie: So, what do we exactly do? I bet the other teams have already thought on strategy...

Jen: You girl need to learn to have fun! *puts a flower necklace on Devin* Everyone would like you more...

Devin: *rips the necklace* Get that out of my face! I am not here for clothings or flowers! I need to talk to Tammy!

Tammy: You think it's the right moment?

Devin: It always is, or you have anything else to do?!

Tammy: Well, I...

Devin: Perfect! *pushes her away, and walks off too*

Laurie: Wow... why is he so mad today?

Jen: I know, right? He's just so firey...

Spud: Well, then looks like I am in charge!

Jen: You're what?

Spud: *conf* My buddy Rock has told me If everyone is too busy to actually make something, do it by yourself on a crazt way! Man, he's such a great thinker...

Laurie: Yeah, you have any plan?

Spud: I do! We'll build traps all along the jungle, and for sure at least one of them will catch one of those musicians or whatever they are... Come, help me... *they walk off*

Duncan: So... you like the jungle?

Crimson: It's nice knowing there's no civilitzation around... but you.

Duncan: Oh, that's nice?

Crimson: Not really. Just the first part.

Duncan: Oh, but I am not that bad, right?

Crimson: Nah, in fact, you're soft.

Duncan: I AM NOT SOFT, OK? WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE REALISE?

Crimson: *conf* Thought he was just a doll. Now I see he's a doll that screams. Cool.

Duncan: Let's just get this damn challenge over with! *kicks a tree, and a coconut falls on him* Ouch!

Crimson: *coconut falls on her arms* You have a strong head. It's broken.

Duncan: *remembering who he is talkign to again* Well, it's a gift from me to you...

Crimson: I see. Filled with fire ants. Ouch.

Duncan: HELL NO! *Crimson starts to run, still motionless* Oh, man. *facepalms* Why do I have this bad luck on her?

David: *laughing, appears behind a bush* I bet only Louis has been int hat situation before..

Louis: It's not funny, ok? I am so sorry, Eleanor.

Duncan: Who are you?

David: Oh, my bad. My name is David. He's Louis. We're jazz players, trapped in this jungle, I don't know exactly thanks to what... our plane fell and...

Duncan: Wait! Your plane? You're that musicians?

David: That musicians?

Duncan: Yeah, the ones who were with the jury!

David: Oh, you mean the Miltons? Yeah, it was us.

Louis: That girl is hot...

Duncan: Well, my challenge is to save you... would you mind to come with me?

David: You're going to take us out, so why not?

Duncan: Thanks! Now let's just wait for my partner... I don't think she's doing fine...

Carl appears hanging in a tree, by the parachute.

Carl: Hello? Anybody there? *a jaguar appears* Oh, c'mon! *The jaguar gets closer* No, God, no, please, no! *the jaguar advances to him, and is about to jump* Noooo! *closes his eyes, when a fart is heard, and a huge gas cloud makes the jaguar have a disturbed face, and causes it to run away* What?

Owen: *appears, with Kitty* Take that, little cat!

Kitty: For a moment I thought you were going to say kitty...

Carl: Who... Who are you?

Owen: Oh, my name's Owen, and she's Kitty! We're competing on Total Drama.

Carl: Oh, I was in the plane that was bringing the jury here... Guess it's a nice show...

Owen: He's one of them! Let's bring him to Chris!

Kitty: Sure! We'll help you! *climbs on Owen, and while she's freeing him from the back, Carl gazes onto her, with shinning eyes... until he crashes with the floor*

Carl: Ouch!

Kitty: Sorry...

Owen: *grabs Carl* Now let's go!

Meanwhile...

Spud: And with this, trap's done!

Jen: You really think this will work?

Spud: It will. This traps catch people as crazy!

Viktor: *falls in a trap* AAAAH!

Spud: Laurie did it!

Laurie: Hey! Why blaming it on me when it was obviuslly... Jen!

Jen: What? She's lying, Spud was right!

Spud: Girls, please...

Laurie: GRRRRRRRRRRR *jumps on Jen, pushing Spud too*

Spud: Woah, girl! *they roll, and get webbed*

Jen: Oh, this can't be serious...

Viktor: Great! Now you too!

Devin: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

Tammy: Well, this potion does a kind of magic that is rarely seen...

Devin: STILL, WHAT'S IT?

Tammy: Well, this potion makes every feeling inside of you harder, like multiplied for ten...

Devin: LIKE WHAT?

Tammy: Well, now you're enraged, then you're ten times more enraged... and it would also happen with sadness, happiness... anything.

Devin: You mean I'LL OVERREACT FOR ANYTHING?

Tammy: You're already doing it...

Devin: YOU, B**CH!

Mr. Milton: *getting out of the bushes* What's going on in here?

Devin: Who the f**k are you?

Mr. Milton: Excuse me? I am MISTER MILTON. World's seventeenth richest guy!

Devin: And we're supposed to know that? I've honestly never cared.

Mr. Milton: Take that back!

Tammy: *covers Devin's mouth* We're really sorry, Devin didn't mean to. He's just on his idary day of drugs and.. ya'know... Luckyly, we vikings aren't into that.

Devin: What you just said? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Mr. Milton: Ok... *starts walking away*

Tammy: Not so fast! You're one of the jury members, right?

Devin: *starting to rage, breathing hard*

Mr. Milton: I surely am. Why?

Tammy: Because in fact, we are here to help you! It's the challenge! Chris blew your plane up accidentally...

Mr. Milton: Oh, so it was him? Then, bring me to him. We really need to talk...

Devin: *tackles them* AAAAARGH! *they roll, as the other teammates, and get webbed*

Tammy: What?

Devin: YOU. GOTTA. BE. KIDDING MEEEE! *Meanwhile, the Panthers.*

Jackie: How can we reach the wing? That's like so far!

Mickey: And nobody can swim in here!

Lightning: Lightning can do what nobody else does! *gets ready to jump*

Scarlett: Not so fast, Mussel Brain! By my speed calculations, this water will surely bring you away. You can't do anything to fight against this stream...

Jackie: Guess you're the smart one...

Scarlett: *glares* Indeed. We need to find a plan B.

Jacques: I've just had an idea!

Jasmine: Nice, can you tell?

Jacques: Oh, I'll be proud to... but you know... I need something...

Mickey: What do you want?

Jacques: You have to ask? The poster!

Lightning: Yeah, no way!

Jasmine: Lightning!

Lightning: I paid for it!

Jasmine: If we lose, you'll be eliminated!

Lightning: *Sighs, and gives it to Jacques*

Jacques: Magnifique! Now, come all to hear it...

Chris is taking a latte, Duncan walks in with David and Louis.

Duncan: Hey, loser! That's two for the Eagles!

Chris: Oh, nice... But where's the rest of the team?

Duncan: Oh... Kitty and Owen split up and Crimson... is there....

Crimson: Hey. *walks in, with many inflated parts of the body*

Chris: *spits* What has happened to you?

Louis: Girl's hot... but with many fire ant bites...

David: Can she use the medic or something?

Chris: Sure..

Duncan: Sorry again! *Crimson walks off*

David: Is there anyone else here already?

Chris: Not yet, firsts to arrive... You can go and Chill, I already ordered a plane to take you away...

Louis: Sweet! *they run away, while Duncan still looks sad*

Camera returns to the Panthers, who have made a human chain, really gymnastics like.

Jacques: Told you I had a plan!

Jasmine: Yeah, requiring strenght... Guess that's what Lightning likes of it...

Jackie: *being the one on the point* Grab my hand, and follow the chain to the ground!

Dakota: Thanks! Saved, not being kissed by Dylan.. that made my day... *starts to go to the land*

Dylan: Oh, man! *follows her*

Mickey: I can't do this!

Jasmine: You can! Just some minutes more!

Dakota: *reaches the ground* Here! Thanks!

Dylan: And me too!

Jasmine: Ok, now come one by one!

Jackie: Help me, please! *to Scarlett*

Scarlett: *conf* I was about to let her fall... but decided to keep it professional...

Everyone reaches the side.

Jasmine: Now, let's go and bring this guys to Chris!

Jen: This is all your fault, Spud!

Spud: My plan was perfect, it was your fighting what made us fall in a trap!

Jen: Yeah, but if there was no trap to fall on, then what?

Spud: Whatever, girl. Now how do we get out of heeee-*the web breaks, and they three crash with the floor*

Jen: How came it...?

Laurie: I used my teeth. You think that years of bitting bark wouldn't make them stronger?

Jen: Nevermind. Better find the others, or one or another of the guys we have to find... *they run*

Chris: I see you're here, Panthers. And brought me two presents...

David: Dude! *hugs Dylan*

Louis: Hottie! *hugs Dakota*

Dakota: EW! Get away! *kicks his balls*

Louis: Eeegh.. I've missed you too... *falls to the floor*

Dakota: Have you seen my daddy?

David: Nope. Have you seen Carl?

Dakota: The other guy in the band? No...

David: Man.. wonder where he is...

Dylan: Yeah, he has to give me and Dakota his blessing.

David: I mean Carl! He's our friend!

Louis: *helium voice* Yeah, maan...

Dylan: Whatever. I just hope Mr. Milton is fine...

Mr. Milton: You both are complete idiots!

Tammy: Hey, relax. I am going to take you out, give me time to think on a spell...

Devin: Oh, not another one! *points Mr. Milton* AND QUIT COMPLAINING!

Mr. Milton: You can't force me to!

Devin: Look, I am going to punch you hard in the face, HARD!

Tammy: Guys, I think I've found one...

Mr. Milton: Please, freak, that is useless!

Devin: *glares, grabs the viking hat, and cuts the web. They three fall to the floor*

Tammy: ... Ooor we cna simply do that... *they run*

Chris: Woah, you guys are taking time...

Jasmine: Eh.. can we go and search for others?

Chris: Haven't I told you? Once you arrive here, you can't go back to try to find any other person!

Jackie: Hey! That wasn't in the rules!

Chris: I am the host, I make the rules! And now, none of you, Panthers, can go back to the challenge. It's dne for you.

Tammy: *running* We're here!

Devin: And we have Mr. Milton! *Reaches*

Mr. Milton: Yes, finally here. Now, Chris... We have to go home!

Chris: but there's still a musician left....

Mr. Milton: I don't care about it! Those guys were just here because Dylan is the son of a very rich family,a nd wanted him to bond with my daughter!

Dakota: Excuse me?

Mr. Milton: Easy, sweet cheeks, Daddy is talking...

Dakota: Well, Daddy has to listen for once! I am the one who decides what to do with her life! And I don't chose Dylan! I don't cose any of your rich snobs! I chose Sam! He was the only one there for me, at my best times, or at my worse ones! And nothing's gonna change that! Said that, now yeah, we can go home. *walks into the plane*

Dylan: Wait, baby! *runs behind her*

Mr. Milton: This won't be the last you see of me, McLean!

Chris: Oh, go into the plane and hope I don't shot it down!

David: But we can't leave Carl here, lost!

Chris: Once we find him, we'll send him home on another plane! Just take the richie's face out of this show...

David: He better come ut of this alive!

Louis: *points Jackie* And I better not recieve news of that ass of yours being starved, because girl, Louis loves the booty! *David pulls him inside the plane, that leaves soon, as the contestants cough*

Chris: Well, this leaves one possible guy to be resuced, and the team results all up! If the other half of the Toucans manage to make a tie, it will all be decided by a challenge... If the ones to come with.. hmm.. Carl, are the Eagles, they'll win, while the Toucans will have to eliminate someone... Who do you think it will be?

Lightning: I don't know, but Jacques owes me a poster.

Jacques: Why?

Lightning: Because we won't win, no matter what, the poster thing was useless!

Jacques: Still, we won't lose!

Lightning: We don't sha-know it for sure!

Owen: *appears, carrying Carl, and running with Kitty on his side*

Kitty: We're here!

Chris: Aaaand the Eagles win!

Owen: YAY! *drops Carl to the floor*

Carl: Ouch!

Jen: *arrives, panting* We're here, what've we missed?

Tammy: Oh, not much.. We've just lost...

Devin: And who's fault it is? *glares at Tammy*

Laurie and Jen: Spud's!

Spud: *points at the two of them* It was them, they got in a fight!

Chris: Nobody cares, you're going to elimination. *They all complain*

Carl: And what about me? When can I return home?

Chris: Yeah.. your plane has left...

Carl: Oh, man! Why am I so forgotten?

Chris: Anyways, we'll solve that later... Eagles, pick, Surprise Prize or Food?

Duncan: Hmm... maybe the surprise will come in handy...

Kitty: Or not. Helmets haven't been used...

Owen: How about we pick the food?

Crimson: We pick surprise prize.

Chris: Ok!

The other three: Wait... *Crimson presses the machine*

Chris: And you win.... New Teammate! So, you can pick!

Owen: We can pick that guy! *points at Devin*

Kitty: How about Jen?

Crimson: We pick that guy over there. The one who lost the plane.

The other three: Wait...

Chris: Sure! Buddy, you're in!

Carl: What? I can do that?

Chris: Just sign this *throws him contracts* we don't take responsabilities of your dead and etc.

Duncan: Crimson, why takng the decisions?

Crimson: I felt like it. Afterall, I am the one who had the worse day.

Carl: *conf* This is so awesome! I bet it's the chance I was looking for! I guess wishing on a star really is effective... I'll have to make research of that, when i get home... Anyways, my name is Carl, I play the bass, and I am a bit obsessed with mythology and superstitions... My hair is spikey and red, because red was egyptian colour for chaos, and jazz is chaos. And I guess I am chaos, as I joined late... Anyanyways, this is great,a nd I am sure I'll have a great time! I've already seen an angel...

Owen: *conf* I think I've found my new best buddy!

Chris: You can take this food supplies... *throws a bag at Jasmine* And leave. Toucans, I'll see you at the elimination...

ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Chris: Toucans, you're here at your first elimination ceremony... It's sad you're about to become the team with less members... But anyways, you know how this works. Cast the vote on the confessional.

Laurie: *conf* I hate Jen, but the right vote is different...

Devin: *conf, tearing down many pictures of Tammy*

Spud: *conf* I don't know man... I guess Devin is voting for Tammy... let's be strategic...

Jen: *conf* I hate you, laurie. But sweetie, you make me wonder if this is right or not... *casts a vote*

Tammy: *conf* Just hope it's not me...

Chris: Anyways, votes are in, and the marshmallows go to Jen and Devin, with no votes! *Jen catches it, as Devin eats it directly* Also, with no votes, Laurie!

Laurie: Yes! *grabs it*

Chris: Now, last one goes to either the dumb rocker Spud or the dumb LARPer Tammy... wonder who's it going to be...

Tammy: *conf* I'll use all my luck spells to prevent myself from being eliminated!

Chris: And the last one goes to....................................................................................................TAMMY!

Spud: Oh man. This means I am out?

Chris: Yes, it does. Go to the canoe,a nd sail down the river!

Spud: *shrugs* Whatever, maaan... Bye all, take care. You won't have my genius ideas any longer... *gets into the canoe, and disappears into the fog*

Chris: So, what will...

Viktor: Here I am! *shows his clothes torn* You know, jaguars enjoy attacking people in webs...

Chris: Oh, that was were you are!

Viktor: Yeah, who's out?

Chris: Spud is out, but Carl is in!

Viktor: Who's Carl? *gets puched away by Chris*

Chris: What will happen next time? Will Owen find his new best bud? Will Laurie and Jen kill each other? Discover it next time.. on Total... Drama... Braziliaaaaan Rainforest!